Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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