erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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