She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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