Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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