New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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