I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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