Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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