We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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