I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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