He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.