You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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