I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
two words: eviction party
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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