I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Holy shit dude........stairs
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
