D3 body, D1 cock
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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