Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.

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(951): View more from California

she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?

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(319): View more from Iowa

My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.

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(979): View more from Texas

You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert

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