we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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