The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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