Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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