The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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