We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?