That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities