is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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