you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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