i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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