all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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