Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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