he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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