That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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