I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
When did angry sex become our thing?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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