Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions