Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.