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(917): View more from New York City

Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.

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(917): Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool. http://tfl.nu/25pz

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She'll never know what hit her

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I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.

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(703): She'll never know what hit her (1-703): I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact. http://tfl.nu/fbuf

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I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high

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(310): I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high http://tfl.nu/hr6z

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill

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(832): I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill http://tfl.nu/19kp

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(205): View more from Alabama

Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back

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(205): Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back http://tfl.nu/8qqz

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.

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(601): Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back. http://tfl.nu/ihr9

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(330): View more from Ohio

he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.

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(330): he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present. http://tfl.nu/lnnv

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(626): View more from California

It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.

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(626): It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned. http://tfl.nu/eehp

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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.

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(612): Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me. http://tfl.nu/0mf7

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(254): View more from Texas

Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.

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(254): Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat. http://tfl.nu/sxj6

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?

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I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.

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(608): So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf? (1-608): I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account. http://tfl.nu/4oht

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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?

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(330): It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period? http://tfl.nu/rj9s

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(206): View more from Washington

Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.

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(206): Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack. http://tfl.nu/15rr

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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.

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(518): The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid. http://tfl.nu/6fga

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(515): View more from Iowa

Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....

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(515): Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity.... http://tfl.nu/stin

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