we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize