Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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