): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
bring money and cleavage
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
there is glitter all over my balls
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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