So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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