I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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