Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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