I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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