I could have mohawked her pubes.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.