so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.