I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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