I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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