Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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