What tipped you off? The sombrero?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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