Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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