Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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