So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
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batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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