I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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