youre lurking in front of me
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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