is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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