where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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