Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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