So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize