I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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